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【男人很難取悅!!】 Men Are Hard To Pleased 男人很難取悅!! The problems with GUYS: 男人的問題是： If you TREAT him nicely, he says you are IN LOVE with him; 如果妳對他好，他說妳愛上他了． If you Don't, he says you are PROUD. 對他不好，他說妳驕傲． If you DRESS Nicely, he says you are trying to LURE him; 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他說你企圖誘惑他． If you Don't, he says you are from KAMPUNG. 如果不，他說妳是鄉下來的 If you ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN; 如果跟他理論，他說妳固執 If you keep QUIET, he says you have no BRAINS. 如果妳沈默，他說妳沒大腦！ If you are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE; 如果妳比他聰明，他沒面子 If he's Smarter than you, he is GREAT. 如果他比你聰明，他很棒！ If you don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS you; 如果妳不愛他，他想擁有妳 If you Love him, he will try to LEAVE you.(very true huh?) 如果妳愛他，他試著離開妳． If you tell him your PROBLEM, he says you are TROBLESOME; 如果妳告訴他妳的問題，他說妳麻煩 If you don't, he says that you don't TRUST him. 如果不，他說妳不信任他 If you SCOLD him, you are like a NANNY to him; 如果妳罵他，妳好像他奶媽 If he SCOLDS you, it is because he CARES for you. 如果他罵妳，是表示他“關心”妳 If you BREAK your PROMISE, you Cannot be TRUSTED; 如果妳沒有守承諾，妳是不可信的人 If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so. 如果他不守承諾，他是不得以的 If you SMOKE, you are BAD girl; 如果妳吸煙，妳是壞女人 If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. 如果他吸煙，他是紳士 If you do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; 如果妳考試成績好，他說是運氣 If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. 如果他考得好，他說是實力！ If you HURT him, you are CRUEL; 如果妳傷害他，表示妳很殘忍 If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE!! 如果他傷害妳，表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅！ sooo hard to please!!!!! |